More signs of the Apocalypse

[Jonathan Lighter]

Is she desirable because she's a granny?

Or vice versa?

I forgot to mention that on the same Dr. Drew show, a sociologist of porn
warned against what she referred to repeatedly as "gonzo porn."

It was clear that it's a term of art meaning "violent or sadistic
pornography."  She kept using the adj. "body-punishing" too.

On the other side of the TV screen, a famous female porn
producer/director/star denied the sociologist's claim that "gonzo porn" was
now the most popular kind worldwide.  She thought cuddle porn was was more
popular. (I can't say whether I'm making up that term or not, but that was
the idea.)

They got into a heated disagreement, which ended in belaboring each other
with giant yellow mallets.

JL
On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 7:25 PM, Dan Goodman <dsgood at iphouse.com> wrote:

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> On 5/14/2011 4:05 PM, Jonathan Lighter wrote:
> > II
> > More frightening: Dr. Drew and his guests revealed last night that
> "granny
> > porn" has become extremely profitable.  No definition is needed. The
> > pornsters "have a word, 'GILF.' It means 'Granny I'd Like to Fornicate
> > With.'"  So it's like MILF, but more age-appropriate.  Of course, to keep
> > things in perspective, it's still possible to be a granny at 30.  Of
> course,
> > that could make the whole phenomenon even more disturbing.
>
> A Google search brought this up:
> YouTube - gilf's Channel
> Do you know what a MILF is? Well get ready to meet a real live GILF!
> She's a 37-year-old grandma who leaves all the boys in the neighborhood
> wanting more.
> GILF Botox Party! | GILF Ep 4 - 4 min 34 sec
> Pillow Talk! | GILF Ep 3 - 3 min 4 sec
> www.youtube.com/user/gilf - Cached - Similar
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