Heard on Springer: "Sex?" "No."
Wilson Gray
hwgray at GMAIL.COM
Wed May 25 17:24:31 UTC 2011
Mid-twenty-ish black, male speaker:
"She comes over to me, Jerry. She unbottons my shirt and starts
rubbing my chest. Then, Jerry, she unzips my pants!"
Jerry:
"And then you had sex."
Guest:
"No, Jerry. I got a blowjob."
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Extra, added attraction
Jerry:
"Do you have any feelings for him?"
Twenty-ish, white, female speaker:
"No."
Jerry:
"So, it was just a one-time thing."
Guest:
"No. It was a few-times thing."
Nothing to see, here, folks. I just thought it was cute. :-)
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-Wilson
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die!"---a strange complaint
to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
-Mark Twain
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