Heard on Springer: "Sex?" "No."

Wilson Gray hwgray at GMAIL.COM
Wed May 25 17:24:31 UTC 2011

Mid-twenty-ish black, male speaker:

"She comes over to me, Jerry. She unbottons my shirt and starts
rubbing my chest. Then, Jerry, she unzips my pants!"


"And then you had sex."


"No, Jerry. I got a blowjob."
Extra, added attraction


"Do you have any feelings for him?"

Twenty-ish, white, female speaker:



"So, it was just a one-time thing."


"No. It was a few-times thing."

Nothing to see, here, folks. I just thought it was cute. :-)

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die!"---a strange complaint
to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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