If I were you, I'd make yourself scarce. Was "The cops have been called. ..."

[Neal Whitman]

"Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?" Henry Higgins, _My Fair
Lady_

"If I were you, I'd realize that I
Love you more than any other guy.
And I'd forgive the lies that I
Heard before, when you gave me no reply."
Lennon/McCartney, "No Reply"

"If I could put myself in your shoes, I'd walk right back to me."
"Put Yourself in My Shoes," performed by singer Clint Black

Interesting pronoun choices in the imaginary world where you're someone
else, and yet still maintain your current identity. And reflexives are no
good when they cross the different identities for "I/me": "If I could put
myself in your shoes" is fine, but "I'd walk right back to myself" is not.
Wilson's is interesting because "If I were you I'd make MYSELF scarce"
sounds OK and is in fact the more normal-sounding one (which I assume is why
the "yourself" version caught his attention).

Neal

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> "If I were you, I'd make yourself scarce."
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> (Dialog from a cop opera.)
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> -Wilson
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