The unemployment data conspiracy

[Jonathan Lighter]

Romney's astonishing debate performace suggests he's now on heavy doses of
meth to counteract a crippling, clinical depression. (Did you catch his
excessive, unexplained blinking?)

It could be supplied to him free by Big Pharma, which has sunk millions
into his faltering campaign. He may require other "prescription" drugs to
come down. Wake up, America.

JL

On Sat, Oct 6, 2012 at 9:13 AM, W Brewer <brewerwa at gmail.com> wrote:

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> So that's why Obama was so smug & blase/ during the debate. He didn't have
> to mud-wrestle Romney on Wednesday, if he planned to sucker punch him right
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