apparently I'm a bigoted hypocrite (UNCLASSIFIED)

[Eric Nielsen]

For athlete's foot, too.

On the other hand, I always liked the one about the sassy cashier in Boston:

She was working the express lane (12 items or fewer/less) in the
supermarket and a college student starts dumping a whole cart full
of groceries on the conveyor.

"Hey, are you from MIT and can't read, or Harvard and can't count?"
Eric


On Sat, Sep 29, 2012 at 1:09 AM, W Brewer <brewerwa at gmail.com> wrote:

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> WB: Well, lah-dee-dah, ladies. In the Army, they taught us to piss on our
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