Popular adages updated (Doghousediaries)

[ADSGarson O'Toole]

The website Doghousediaries posted a graphic with updated versions of
old sayings. No doubt this modernization exercise has been performed
many times in the past. Some of these new sayings are entertaining.

Graphics are not searchable (usually). So below is an text version of
the new sayings.

(Acknowledgements: Doghousediaries published the list. Gizmodo
republished the list and linked back. Rebecca Bryer tweeted a link to
Gizmodo. Bonnie Taylor-Blake retweeted Bryer.)

Gizmodo Title: Popular Idioms Translated to Actually Make Sense Today
http://gizmodo.com/popular-idioms-translated-to-actually-make-sense-today-957992497

Doghousediaries title: Sayings 2.0
   Changelog: Now works with this decade.
   You know what they say:
   http://thedoghousediaries.com/5261

Never judge an app by its icon.
A watched status update never gets liked.
Close, but no WiPi.
There is no such thing as a free web service.
A file on your device is worth two in the cloud.
Like my page and I'll like yours.
The tweet is mightier than the sword.
People who live in small apartments shouldn't throw parties.
Keep your friends close, and your facebook friends closer.
The request that caused the denial of service attack.
If you can't beat them, get acquired by them.
Hell hath no fury like a troll.
Give source links where source links are due.
Seeing on facebook is believing.
A good cell signal is hard to find.
The road to monetization is paved with good intentions.
Don't bite the hand that provides feeds for you
Privacy is the best policy.
The best things in life are ad supported.
The early adopter catches the bugs.

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