to start the year off right

James A. Landau <> JJJRLandau at NETSCAPE.COM
Wed Jan 2 22:18:31 UTC 2013

To start the year off right, here are some off-beat headlines:

Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
Marijuana issue sent to joint committee
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops significantly after age 25
Rangers get whiff of Colon
Cow urine makes for juicy lemons
Man accussed of killng lawyer gets new attorney
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Workers suffers leg pain after crane drops 800-pound weight on his head
Diana was still alive hours before she died
Seventeen remain dead in morgue shooting spree
City unsure why sewer smells
Rally against apathy draws small crowd
Illitercy an obstable, study finds
Miracle cure kills fifth patient
Student excited Dad got head job
Meeting on open meetings is closed
Meat head resigns
Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
Girls' schools offer "something special" - head
The bra celebrates a pair of historic milestones this year
Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs
New sick policy requires two days notice
Missippi's literacy program shows improvement

    and those people from Missippi are bid welcome to Downtown Abbey:

      - James A. Landau

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