Shakespearean spam

[James A. Landau <JJJRLandau@netscape.com>]

I just received the following spam from "Jxtrade" <canopy at vip.163.com>

<quote>
We would like to introduce ourselves to you. We have been in the quickup tent manufacturing business for many years and are currently in the process of expanding and our customer base.

We are specialized in quickup tents and mountain tents. All of our ranges are displayed on our website. You can try to view our webpage http://www.tent.net.cn

     The quickup tents can be easy setup and fold within 60 second. It was widely used in market booths, fairs, racing sports, carport etc.... And they can be imprinting your logos for advertisement. We would be interested in receiving more information from you so we could submit a suitable offer to you.

We are awaiting your favorable response.

Richard Zheng
Marketing Director
XiaMen JiaoXia Trade Company
No.89, CangHong Rd, HaiCang Xia Men China(361026)
Tel: 0086-592-5527336
<end quote>

Thanks to Nicole Palermo for pointing out that Shakespeare said it better:
"Now is the winter of our discount tents"

    - Jim Landau

PS: I find it interesting that Mr. Zheng (or is it Mr. Richard?) uses the British convention of putting a comma between the number and the street name.



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