Idly wondering: "If it's not one thing, it's two things."

[Wilson Gray]

This is the canonical BE version of

"If it's not one thing, it's another."

Is it also used by white people?

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-Wilson
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die!"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
-Mark Twain

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