Sometimes, when taking a dump in the latrine, I'd croon to the troops with: <<Plop plop, piss piss, oh what a re-LIEF it is!>> Speedy Alka Seltzer, eat yer heart out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iENQXIQ8wH0 ------------------------------------------------------------ The American Dialect Society - http://www.americandialect.org