"Dead man's float" (and not in OED)
Joel S. Berson
Berson at ATT.NET
Mon Jun 2 15:46:58 UTC 2014
At 6/1/2014 07:15 PM, Jonathan Lighter wrote:
>I heard it in 1961.
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>JL
I'm surprised you haven't drowned yet. Assuming you mean you heard
the same misinformation the BSCs' instructor gave. (You couldn't
have meant you heard the joke -- cellphones hadn't been invented in 1961.)
Joel
>On Sun, Jun 1, 2014 at 7:01 PM, Dan Goncharoff <thegonch at gmail.com> wrote:
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> > I am curious about the [sic] --- how would you write the possessive of
> > Boston Sports Clubs?
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> > DanG
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> > On Sun, Jun 1, 2014 at 6:08 PM, Joel S. Berson <Berson at att.net> wrote:
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> > > Subject: "Dead man's float" (and not in OED)
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> > > In "Tales From the City" in today's Boston Globe magazine section, a
> > > Newton resident writes that "at the Boston Sports Clubs' [sic]
> > > Watertown location" he overheard an "exchange between a swimming
> > > instructor and a boy of 5 or 6."
> > > "Instructor: 'You've just learned the dead man's float. What's great
> > > about that?'
> > > "Boy: 'I don't know.'
> > > "Instructor: 'Well, if you get into difficulties, you're on your back
> > > and can breathe easily. You can then just float to the side of the
> > > pool or call for help.'
> > > "Boy: 'What if I don't have a cellphone?'
> > >
> > > The joke may be funny, but the swimming instructor's instructions are
> > > not. In the dead man's float I was taught, one floats vertically,
> > > face immersed with just the top of the head out of water, raising the
> > > head periodically to breathe. See
> > > http://www.ehow.com/how_6582_survival-float.html (AKA the jellyfish
> > > or dead man's float). That provides more buoyancy than floating on
> > > one's back, important for people whose density approaches that of water.
> > >
> > > P.S. "Dead man's float" not in OED.
> > >
> > > Joel
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