device

[Jonathan Lighter]

The return envelope from a well-known charity bears the helpful reminder,
"Did you include your reply device?"

That must mean "reply form." Nothing in the envelope resembled a
transmitter of any kind.

JL
-- 
"If the truth is half as bad as I think it is, you can't handle the truth."

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