[Ads-l] NK Takes Lead in Insult Stakes

[Jonathan Lighter]

The North Korean Foreign Minister showed himself to be a world-class insult
comedian when he called the President of the United States

"Commander-in-Grief"

"President Evil"

and

"The Lyin' King."

In reply, the President could do no better than assert that NK leadership
"won't be around much longer," effectively conceding the Punning Slam round
to the Foreign Minister.

Fans are anxiously looking forward to the final round (which they call
"going nuclear"), in which the contestants will strut and boast colorfully
about penis size in a televised event refereed by dignitaries of unaligned
nations.

JL


-- 
"If the truth is half as bad as I think it is, you can't handle the truth."

------------------------------------------------------------
The American Dialect Society - http://www.americandialect.org