[Ads-l] gird, n.

[Jonathan Lighter]

Duluth Trading Co. is urging guys to "lull their loins" with a pair of its
"Dang Soft Underwear."  ("Like a pillow for your package.")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xQ-pzcYBlU

But the issue here is that Dang Soft is also "like a cuddly panda hugged
your gird."

Maybe they mean "girth," but idiomatically even that's a (wait for it)
stretch.

But gird is the word.  Maybe because "loins" are involved.

JL

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