[Ads-l] to "science"

[Jonathan Lighter]

Yeah, but the new ex. is fully transitive with a correspondingly different def.

"Science" marches on.

JL

On Sun, Jun 14, 2026 at 10:08 AM Ben Zimmer
<00001aae0710f4b7-dmarc-request at listserv.uga.edu> wrote:
>
> I wrote about the line from "The Martian" on the Strong Language blog in
> 2015:
>
> https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/09/16/im-going-to-have-to-science-the-shit-out-of-this/
>
> From the post: "The webcomic Questionable Content has been averring since
> 2009 that 'science is a verb now' -- you can even get it on a T-shirt."
>
> The T-shirt is still on sale here:
> https://topatoco.com/products/qc-scienceverb
>
> The accompanying blurb says: "Pay no attention to the cat sciencing through
> space. She was sciencing where she wasn't supposed to science and it is our
> hope that in the end her sciencing will help further the cause of science."
>
> Commentary on that from 2009:
> https://www.hrsfans.org/2009/10/18/new-qc-shirt/
>
> --bgz
>
> On Sun, Jun 14, 2026 at 9:44 AM ADSGarson O'Toole <
> 00001aa1be50b751-dmarc-request at listserv.uga.edu> wrote:
>
> > A quick search in Andy Weir's 2011 novel "The Martian" (using the
> > Internet Archive) produces no matches for "have to science the shit
> > out of this". Hence, Drew Goddard may have introduced this line in his
> > screenplay.
> >
> > Here are some examples from x-twitter of science used as a verb,
> > beginning in 2007. The second tweet below points to a cartoon that may
> > have helped popularize the verb form. (I have not checked this in the
> > cartoon.) Verbing is a perennial topic.
> >
> > [Begin xtwitter info]
> > https://x.com/makingagame/status/467523382
> > Christine Brownell @makingagame
> > I'm sciencing as fast as I can!
> > 2:12 AM, Dec 4, 2007
> > [End xtwitter info]
> >
> > [Begin xtwitter info]
> > https://x.com/amberayoder/status/40803474765520899
> > Amber Yoder @amberayoder
> > I'm sciencing as fast as I can! - Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
> > 11:01 AM, Feb 24, 2011
> > [End xtwitter info]
> >
> > [Begin xtwitter info]
> > https://x.com/nazmraz/status/109651142585237504
> > return of the naz @nazmraz
> > It's a valid concern. Why are scientists always looking into
> > microscopes and playing with rats and never actually sciencing?
> > @writingcrap
> > 11:37 AM. Sep 2, 2011
> > [End xtwitter info]
> >
> > [Begin xtwitter info]
> > https://x.com/asampson/status/187659300213239808
> > asampson @asampson
> > I HAVE TO... SCIENCE!
> > 5:53 PM, Apr 4, 2012
> > [End xtwitter info]
> >
> > [Begin xtwitter info]
> > https://x.com/doctorhotpants/status/331949036380753922
> > Dr Lauren Lewis @doctorhotpants
> > @Drsilb If I told you, I'd have to science you to death...You remember
> >  Dr. Taft, don't you?
> > 9:49 PM · May 7, 2013
> > [End xtwitter info]
> >
> > [Begin xtwitter info]
> > https://x.com/Emiliee_lili/status/467645676873347072
> > Emilie @Emiliee_lili
> > After this physics exam I never ever ever have to science again!
> > 8:39 AM · May 17, 2014
> > [End xtwitter info]
> >
> > Garson
> >
> > On Sun, Jun 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM Jesse Sheidlower <jester at panix.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > The _locus classicus_ for this is the 2015 movie _The Martian_, where
> > Matt Damon declares "I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this."
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7CJrnaauHM
> > >
> > > Jesse Sheidlower
> > >
> > > On Sun, Jun 14, 2026 at 07:47:55AM -0400, Jonathan Lighter wrote:
> > > > "to iapply scientific findings."
> > > >
> > > > TV Commercial: "So we scienced it !"
> > > >
> > > >
> >
>
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