[Ads-l] "A village is missing its idiot."

[Ben Zimmer]

An early variant was associated with Arkansas newspaperman Spider Rowland.

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https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-daily-world-without-a-village-idiot/197526589/
Daily World (Helena, Ark.), Dec. 18, 1945, p. 3, col. 3
Since he left De Queen the community has been without a village idiot.
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https://www.newspapers.com/article/sharp-county-record-without-a-village-id/197526448/
Sharp County (Ark.) Record, Apr. 27, 1950, p. 1, col. 2
I was once informed: "Since you left Sevier county, De Queen has been
without a village idiot."
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The modern form seems to have taken off in the fall of '96, in the early
days of the Internet.

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https://groups.google.com/g/alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren/c/VNiEUG5vlwo/m/vGYDJL1ZzpAJ
Fred Wolff, alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren, Sept. 6, 1996
Would you consider moving and taking a job in another area? I know a
village that is missing an idiot.
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https://groups.google.com/g/alt.fan.letterman/c/Qj-pxMa2r4U/m/gN2eufHEKgoJ
n2, alt.fan.letterman, Nov. 4, 1996
Looks like some village is missing an idiot-they're looking for you, Brutus!
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https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-post-star-village-idiot/197526374/
Glens Falls (NY) Post-Star, Nov. 18, 1996, p. 8, col. 2
Here's another: "What bothers me about this guy is that, somewhere, there's
a village doing without an idiot."
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https://groups.google.com/g/alt.aol-sucks/c/O-YODUzIGeM/m/qysBOFvXw_sJ
Mimi Kahn, alt.aol-sucks, Nov. 21, 1996
Adam frequently gives me the feeling that there's some village somewhere
that's missing its idiot.
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--bgz

On Thu, May 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM Stephen Goranson <
00001dd3d6fc15d3-dmarc-request at listserv.uga.edu> wrote:

> According to proquest:
> "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES: But since the word "stupid" sometimes seems
> woefully inadequate, here are a few more colorful phrases to describe your
> favorite goofballs:
>
> He's sharp as a thimble.
>
> He's about as deep as a saucer of milk.
>
> Somewhere, a *village* *is* *missing* *its* *idiot*.
>
> He's as bright as Alaska in December.
>
> It takes him 90 minutes to watch "60 Minutes."
>
> He got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching."
> BLATHER 22Mar, 1999BLATHER
> 1999 Mar 22The Gazette
> <
> https://www.proquest.com/docview/268159845/107363C3650A40A8PQ/1?accountid=10598&sourcetype=Newspapers#
> >
> ; Colorado Springs, Colo.. Mar 221999, 22 Mar
>
> On Thu, May 14, 2026 at 9:32 AM Geoffrey Nathan <
> 00001a558db4a26e-dmarc-request at listserv.uga.edu> wrote:
>
> > I know this is not data but anecdote, but I'm sure I remember my father
> > saying this in a family gathering that could not have been later than the
> > nineteen eighties. Google Ngram viewer, strangely, finds no instances.
> > I admit I haven't searched our own archives, FWIW.
> >
> > Geoff
> >
> > ________________________________
> > From: American Dialect Society <ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU> on behalf of
> > Jonathan Lighter <00001aad181a2549-dmarc-request at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
> > Sent: Thursday, May 14, 2026 7:22 AM
> > To: ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU <ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
> > Subject: "A village is missing its idiot."
> >
> > Heard a number of times.
> >
> > 2000 _Independent_(London) (Aug. 28) 2: A village is missing its
> > idiot....[O]ffice e-mail jokes...."This employee is depriving a village
> > somewhere of its idiot."
> >
> > 2001 _News_ (Stuart, Fla.) (Apr. 21) D1: Which village is missing its
> > idiot?
> >
> > Etc., etc.
> >
> > JL
>
>

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