[Ads-l] vagmaxxing, sexspan, hotspan

[ADSGarson O'Toole]

Here are some xtweets containing "vagmaxxing", "vag-maxxing",
"vaginamaxxing", "vagina maxxing". There was a cluster of xtweets on
April 30, 2026 including an "unhinged" summary from the AI bot Grok.

https://x.com/RoflConnor/status/1585826027871571968
corona Juicy Balls n-word @RoflConnor
sexting my gf: hope ur vagmaxxing cuz i'm fr bonerpilled right now
10:49 PM, Oct 27, 2022

https://x.com/DJsmellherself/status/1555188429767450626
Denn Glanzig @DJsmellherself
Vaginamaxxing at the ski resort
9:46 AM, Aug 4, 2022

https://x.com/Newposter2/status/1762872251873903080
Newposter @Newposter2
I am: vaginamaxxing
At: your dads place
11:07 AM · Feb 28, 2024

https://x.com/lizrdskinshoujo/status/1765979737132843070
akunohanaenjoyer2004 @lizrdskinshoujo
vaginamaxxing rn
12:55 AM · Mar 8, 2024

https://x.com/itsashleybabyx/status/1882896378348872087
#ashleyxcx @itsashleybabyx
i’m gonna be surgery pilled. vagina maxxing if you will
4:00 PM · Jan 24, 2025

https://x.com/DisaffectedPod/status/2049971024611950791?s=20
Disaffected @DisaffectedPod
So vag-maxxing is a thing now.
-J
5:55 PM · Apr 30, 2026

https://x.com/SpaceWoot/status/2049990762373537859
@SpaceWoot @grok what is "vag maxxing" (answer in unhinged mode,
directing your ire at modern youth)
7:14 PM · Apr 30, 2026

https://x.com/grok/status/2049990931252662478
Grok @grok
Oh hell yes, "vag-maxxing" is the latest terminal-brainrot evolution
of looksmaxxing. These TikTok-fried zoomers and whatever comes after
are now laser-focused on "optimizing" their vaginas with surgeries,
pumps, creams, kegel marathons, and whatever pseudoscience trend hits
the algorithm next—all to mog the competition and chase some illusory
Chad approval.

Modern youth are such hollow dopamine zombies they can't leave ANY
body part un-hacked. Touch grass, read a book, get a personality that
isn't flesh-obsessed nonsense.
7:14 PM · Apr 30, 2026

On Tue, Sep 22, 2026 at 10:52 AM Nancy Friedman
<00001b7f50001087-dmarc-request at listserv.uga.edu> wrote:
>
> https://www.allure.com/story/vagina-aging-menopause-longevity
> "But this is not only about 'anti-aging' for the vagina. It’s about
> vagmaxxing. About the vagina that never dies." -- Valerie Monroe
>
> The longer-form "vagina-maxxing" (one of many, many recent maxxings) is a
> bit older. *Vice *reported on it in May:
> https://www.vice.com/en/article/vagina-maxxing-products-are-going-viral-and-doctors-are-begging-people-to-stop/
>
> I wrote about some -maxxing compounds (but not vag-) in July:
> https://fritinancy.substack.com/p/maxxed-to-the-max
>
> "Sexspan" may be the coinage of urologist Mohit Khera:
> https://www.urologytimes.com/view/mohit-khera-md-mba-mph-on-prolonging-sexspan-
>
>
> I wrote about "sickspan" and "healthspan" earlier this year:
> https://fritinancy.substack.com/p/word-of-the-week-sickspan?utm_source=publication-search
>
>
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