Slightly off-topic humor for the holiday

[Jeffrey Kopp]

WASHINGTON, DC--The U.S. Grammar Guild Monday announced that no more
will traditional grammar rules English follow. Instead there will a
new form of organizing sentences be. 

U.S. Grammar Guild according to, the new structure loosely on an
obscure 800-year-old, pre-medieval Anglo-Saxon syntax is based. The
syntax primarily verbs, verb clauses and adjectives at the end of
sentences placing involves. Results this often, to ears American, a
sentence backward appearing. 

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J.