[Lexicog] FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)]
Dr. Hayim Y. Sheynin
hsheynin at GRATZ.EDU
Mon Mar 28 18:04:53 UTC 2005
Fritz,
Only some of them are puns. I like especially 13, 24 and 25, when the
words are composite.
For #1 I would suggest a variant: I am too tired the bicycle because it
is two tired. Of cause we lose juxtaposition "alone"-"two-tired".
Best wishes,
Hayim
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From: Fritz Goerling [mailto:Fritz_Goerling at sil.org]
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Subject: [Lexicog] FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)]
For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of words)
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism,
it's your count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll
show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she
thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony
of defeat.
OK, t'is kinda pun-ny! ;-)
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