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From: Global Moose Translations <globalmoose at t-online.de>
Subject: LL-L "Beliefs" 2007.04.30 (03) [E]

Tom wrote:

An English friend visited a Derby fairground where a wise man was selling
sealed envelopes in which was enclosed a foolproof
wart cure. The paper just stated "TAKE CALCIUM TABLETS" he did, they went.

Well, I've read so much about wart cures here recently, let me tell you
about the one mircale cure for warts that works like a charm. I put slug
slime on some warts on my fingers for years, but it never did a thing.

Then I got pregnant, and within a few weeks, all my warts were gone, never
to return.

It seems to be the altered hormone balance that did it. All right, there
were some minor side effects, but it was certainly worth it!

Gabriele Kahn

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