LL-L "Humor" 2009.01.19 (03) [E]

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From: Robert Haslach <roberthaslach at verizon.net>
Subject: LL-L "Humor" 2009.01.18 (01) [E]

Now we know who has been helping President Bush 43 with his remarks!
>From Washington, DC, in the waning hours of the penultimate day
Bob Haslach

On Jan 18, 2009, at 4:14 PM, Lowlands-L List wrote:

From: Roger Hondshoven <rhondshoven at yahoo.com>
Subject: LL-L "Humour" 2009.01.17 (02) [E]
Lost in translation.

From: Roger Hondshoven <rhondshoven at yahoo.com>
To: LOWLANDS-L at LISTSERV.LINGUISTLIST.ORG
Sent: Thursday, January 8, 2009 5:08:46 PM
Subject: Lost in translation

Hi everybody who is familiar with Dutch,

There's a monthly magazine that is devoted to everything that pertains to
the Dutch language, Onze Taal. The latest number, in January, ran under the
title "Engels in het Nederlands". A few authors discussed the topic
borrowings from Dutch in English and vice versa.
There is a very humorous article by Jan Kuitenbrouwer, which I would like to
share with you. It all has to do with literal translation fromDutch into
English. It is one of the weirdest things you can imagine. At first it might
not be so self-evident what Kuitenbrouwer actually means. It takes a bit of
puzzling.  To give you an idea and put you on the right road I inserted a
few examples (between brackets in italics) of what would have been the
original Dutch text. I hope I'm not spoiling the fun..

'Best people!

It is me a great honor and fun to have this occasion to aim the word at you
on this memorable instant, a milepole in the history of our, eh, history.
Never shot is always missed, as the philosopher said, and better one egg in
the hand than ten birds in the sky, but with that sideways, globally
speaking, I think we can be proud, and gay, of what we  have reached today.
Who would have thought that ever there would come a day for you to listen to
a speech that from start to ending was complete ly farlanguaged (vertaald)
through computer! It's unbelievably! Ah, a simple speech, you say now
perhaps, that's small beer. Maybe, but as they say, he who doesn't honor the
small, isn't worth the large. And 1 insure you, there's still enough that
stands to wait us in the future!
Yesterday, something shot me through the head, that set me to thinking.
(Gisteren schoot me iets door het hoofd dat mij aan 't denken zette.) In the
run of times, different cultures and different nations have developed
different languages. Different languages, but often with very resembling
terms and understandings. I am not ovendriving when I say that a hope of
sayings and speechwords, by example, are remarkable umformulous in numbers
of languages. But everydayish words as well! Take a word like  Kleenex. In
practically all languages in the world, this means 'paper pocket-cloth'! The
same price for (Hetzelfde geldt voor) a word as ketchup, that in tenfolds of
languages inside the world is used for a sour-sweet tomato sauce, although
the recepture tends to walk apart. This is no coincident! This is a sunclear
demon stration of the fundamentous universalitude of our worldly
linguistical heritage, thai successively became shredded by the walk of
history and its    centre-escaping forces.
As they say: completed affairs take no turn, but when it goes around
 language, the facts appear to be lying different. Because what are we
seeing? We are seeing a diametrical movement, resulting in a counterforce
towards a turnaround in the opposite direction. Yes, the several character
of the linguistical worldcard makes place for a new, reunificational,
togethertying movement. It lies for the hand that we are following this
trend with red ears and Argus eyes, and that we are trampling for more
understudy. So let me say: all hens on cover! Work on the shop! Oh sure, we
will come to stand before surprises, there will be vipers below the
marihuana (adders onder het gras), maybe the monkey won't come out of the
sleeve one-two-three, but this will not beat us out of the field, because we
know; the onkeeper wins. And as J..C. 'Our Saviour has said: the ball is
round, every advantage has its disadvantage  and you can only score if you
make a goal. And only time will learn who will eventually go to iron with
the honor, and who will cry all the way to the sofa, but I give you this on
a note: the ivory Tower of Babylon has had its longest rime! Let's bring
down the walls that divorce us! One world, one language, one intercourse!
The future is laughing at us!
 So raise we now the glass, although I hope there is more than one in the
room, haha, and have some toast. Long live the farlanguage computer!
Jan Kuitenbrouwer

Kind regards,

Roger Hondshoven

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