new louisiana law mandates polite address in schools

Dennis Baron debaron at NTX1.CSO.UIUC.EDU
Thu Jul 8 19:44:06 UTC 1999

FYI, Here's my response to the new Louisiana law, signed by the Gov. on

To Sir or Ma'am, with Love?
by Dennis Baron
A new Louisiana law will require children to address their teachers, and
other adult school employees, as "ma'am" or "sir" and to use Mr., Mrs., Ms.,
or Miss when calling them by name. State Senator Don Cravins, a Democrat,
drafted the bill in an attempt to teach children civility and respect, and
to put an end to school violence. Cravins feels that similar rules of
address in Louisiana prisons work wonders with unruly prisoners: "I've seen
how polite and well-mannered the young inmates are." The law will go into
effect this autumn for students in kindergarten through fifth grade. Higher
grades will be phased in a year at a time. Students who do not show proper
respect will be subject to punishments to be determined by local school
boards. The result, if Cravins is correct, will be a kinder, gentler
blackboard jungle.
Schools have often been compared to prisons. After all, both schools and
prisons have populations who would rather be elsewhere; both regulate the
mental and physical lives of their inmates in minute detail; and regardless
of their mission to provide education and rehabilitation, both have crowd
control as their primary day-to-day objective.
But in the past this school-prison comparison came up when reformers wanted
to make schools less like prisons. Now, in response to the latest wave of
school violence, school critics are reversing their ground and suggesting
that schools actually need to become more prison-like. So school authorities
are adding uniforms and, in Louisiana at least, language control, to ride
herd on students who they regard as doing hard time and ready to riot at any
Unfortunately, adding more rules and making schools more rigid won't make
students more manageable. Media violence and the availability of guns may
trigger some of the violence that plagues our schools, but the repressive,
prison-like culture of the schools themselves must be a contributing factor
too. The Louisiana polite speech law is particularly wrong-headed. Respect
must be earned, not legislated. Requiring students to be polite will
undercut earned respect and turn "Sir" and "Ma'am" into hollow and
meaningless titles.
Students will naturally respect teachers who show them respect. We can't
force them to respect teachers who do not. On a recent visit to a high
school I heard a teacher on hall patrol berating a student: "You're so dumb
you should be in a special remedial class. You're too stupid to read the
rules." The crime was carrying an unopened bottle of soda, violating a rule,
written in the student handbook, that food was not allowed above the first
floor. Throughout the incident, the student, who was in fact a very advanced
reader, exhibited the kind of deferential behavior that is to be the law in
Louisiana. But I don't imagine she was thinking deferential thoughts. Just
as I don't imagine the Louisiana prisoners, addressing the screws as "Sir"
and "Ma'am," think politely about their keepers.
I later mentioned this incident to one of the school's deans, whose
second-floor office was well-equipped with a microwave and a variety of
snack foods, reminders to the discipline cases waiting to see her that the
no-food rule written in the student handbook doesn't apply to teachers. I
worried aloud to her that in the post-Littleton era the teacher's
overreaction might be just the thing to set off a fragile student with
violent potential. After all, I added, hoping to defuse the situation a bit,
carrying a bottle of soda was not the same as bringing a pipe bomb to
school. But the dean replied that they were exactly the same. Rules were
rules. Breaking one rule invites breaking all. Besides, the rule was in the
student handbook. Of course, I thought to myself, students don't read the
student handbook, which may mention food but does not specifically prohibit
bringing pipe bombs to school.
Required uniforms and titles are reminders of the top-down power structure
of the school, where teachers rule, and students have no voice. Teachers
won't wear uniforms. Teachers will continue to address students any way they
like. Teachers will enforce rules randomly or mindlessly. Placing more
restrictions on students means schools will spend more time on enforcement
and even less on learning, and it is almost certain to increase student
resentment of the way they are treated. And that, in turn, will make the
schools even more afraid of their students. Sounds like prison to me.
The Supreme Court has ruled that students don't surrender their civil rights
when they enter a school building. That and the first amendment could be
enough to void the new Louisiana politeness law. But even if it stands, I
suspect the law will be ineffective and unenforceable. Language just doesn't
take well to being legislated. It's easier to smuggle contraband language
into school than contraband Coke. The real message the Louisiana law sends
to students is this: if we can't earn your respect, we'll require it
instead, and punish you if you don't say "Please, sir" and "Thank you,
Of course the final irony of the Louisiana law is that using polite titles
need not be a sign of respect. I remember when I was in high school the
class wise guy asked our very formal English teacher, "Mr. Stark, what's
your first name?" "My first name is Mister," Stark replied, without missing
a beat, and to punish us for this breach in decorum, this suggestion that he
might be human and fallible like us, he abandoned his lesson on Hawthorne
and put a sentence on the board for us to diagram. We, in turn, couldn't
wait to break out of the joint.
Dennis Baron, Head                               debaron at
Department of English                         phone: 217-333-2390
University of Illinois
608 S. Wright St.                                      fax:217-333-4321
Urbana, Illinois 61801

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