More "Missouri" Sayings; More Food

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MORE "MISSOURI" SAYINGS

   More from a travel buddy from Philadelphia, Missouri.

40 miles of hard road
(Ugly--ed.)

Platefaces
Zipperheads
(Orientals--ed.)

Fine as frog hair
(Can you see any frog hair?--ed.)

(OK, that's all I can print--ed.)

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ALMATY FOOD

   From the Cosy Bar in Almaty, Kazakhstan:

ISRAELI SALAD--cauliflower, mayonnaise
WARSAW SALAD--crab sticks, sweet corn, boiled eggs, mayonnaise, herbs
HEINRICH VII SALAD--fresh cucumber, pickled cucumber, leek, salsa flavoured roast beef, olives, special sauce

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BISHKEK FOOD

   From the Aristocrat in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan:

   Flour items:
BELJUSHES
CHEBUREHS
HASHANY
   Salads:
LETMIY--cucumbers, tomatoes, mayonnaise
RADOOGA--cucumbers, tomatoes, corn cabbage
FOONCHIRZA WITH CUCUMBERS
PIKANTNIY--crabby sticks, cucumbers, corn, mayonnaise
STOLICHNIY--cucumbers, chickens, potatoes, apples
SVETAFOV--cucumbers, tomatoes, beef, corn
OLIVIYE--eggs, potato, sausage, salty cucumbers
   Soups:
OKROSHKA
ASHLAM-FU
LAGMAN
SHORPO
RASSOLNIK
SOLYANKA

   From the Cycklone in Bishkek:

   Drinks:
CRAZY--rum Malibu, vodka
KICK FROM BEHIND--gin Gordon's, tequila
SMELL OF WOMEN--gin Gordon's, Martini
   PIZZA:
PIZZA "WALDESTAN"--pieces of veal meat, red beans, smoked cheese, hot chili pepper
PIZZA "CHECKLISTA"--proshutto, onion-shallot, smoked cheese, parmesan
PIZZA "TURKANA"--pieces of chicken, mushrooms, onion-shallot, hot peppers, cheese
PIZZA "BYUSTA"--salami, onion, olives, cheese
   Potatoes:
POTATOES "SABLE"--boiled potatoes
POTATOES "MAKARIO"--fried potatoes with cheese sauce
POTATOES "SHVTO"--with parsley and garlic
   Beef:
NATURAL BEEF "MASHAN DE VAN"