Nowt so queer...

[neil]

>From my file of homosexual qualifiers:

queer as a cat fart
queer as a clockwork orange
queer as a coot
queer as a curly-headed monkey
queer as a flute
queer as a football bat
queer as a four-leaf shamrock
queer as a green horse
queer as a nine-bob note
queer as a nine-dollar bill
queer as a set of purple teeth
queer as a six pound note
queer as a square donut
queer as a square egg
queer as a three-dollar bill
queer as a three-speed walking stick
queer as a turnip
queer as a two-bob clock
queer as a two quid note
queer as crystal
queer as fuck
queer as green horses

Any additional citations (with source) welcome.

Neil Crawford
neil at typog.co.uk