Two vulgar, witty pop quotations

[Jonathan Lighter]

In a bag of junk I found an undated note scrawled long ago. Stratigraphic analysis of surrounding documents, note-card yellowing, and dim recollection tell me it must have been written between 1988 and 1991. I believe each witticism was on a T-shirt.

  Google turns up numerous citations, with a few variants.  These are obviously Yale material:

  1.  S-T-R-E-S-S / That confusion/ created when one's/  mind overrides/ the body's basic/ desire to choke the/ living shit out of/ some asshole who/ desperately needs it.

  2. Bosses are like diapers,/ full of shit/ and on your ass all day.

  JL






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