CANDY and JUNK (UNCLASSIFIED)

[Wilson Gray]

I don't recall that codicil and I intend to keep it that way. But,
WTF? It never hurts to try to maintain the breadth and depth of human
knowledge.

-Wilson
–––
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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-Mark Twain



On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:10 PM, Mullins, Bill AMRDEC
<Bill.Mullins at us.army.mil> wrote:
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>> Remember the '70's SNL sketch in which the guys are sitting around
>> shooting the shit about women. They're all talking, except for Garrett
>> Morris. They're all going on and on about breasts, bosoms, bazooms,
>> boobs, racks, etc. Finally, they notice that Garrett hasn't said
>> anything. So, one asks, "Garrett, what do *you* like about a woman?"
>> Garrett replies, in his N'Awlins accent, "Ah lack a gal wiff a big
>> butt."
>>
> Followed by: Â "The kind you can beat on wiff a car antenna."
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