This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (UNCLASSIFIED)

Wilson Gray hwgray at GMAIL.COM
Tue May 19 17:19:40 UTC 2009


What about the *much* older, but, apparently still-used version, "Why
can't we ever have /keep nice things around here?" I have a busy day,
so I won't continue with this point till later, unless nobody cares.

-Wilson
–––
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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-Mark Twain





On Mon, May 18, 2009 at 6:14 PM, Mullins, Bill AMRDEC
<Bill.Mullins at us.army.mil> wrote:
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> Paula Poundstone in the Dallas paper (BEHIND THE LAUGHS - Comic Paula
> Poundstone is her own favorite target _The Dallas Morning News_ -
> Saturday, June 25, 1988 Author: Ken Perkins: p. 5C):
> "She was one of those angry moms that use to get mad at absolutely
> everything. I remember the time I knocked a Flintstone glass off the
> kitchen table, and she said, "Dammit, that's why we can't have nice
> things .""
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>> Â  Â  Â  Â  How old is this meme? Â The earliest I see is from the Hartford
>> Courant, 2/10/1999, quoting Colin Quinn on Saturday Night Live the
>> previous week: Â "American warplanes attacked newly installed Iraqi
>> anti-ship missile launchers along the Persian Gulf. An enraged Saddam
>> Hussein scolded his troops saying, 'You see, this is why we can't have
>> nice things!'"
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>> Â  Â  Â  Â  Anything earlier?
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>> John Baker
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