catchy slogans

[Emily Tall]

In my unending search for enrollment (that's all they care about here...)
I am planning a brochure. I have been advised to think up catchy humorous
slogans (I have the "10 reasons to study Russian" published in the AATSEEL
newsletter a while ago), or interesting "do you know's" like "do you know
that Russia covers 10 time zones" [it is 10 now, isn't it?]. Do any of you
have any bright ideas? Thanks in advance! Emily Tall, SUNY/Buffalo