First-year advising

[pscotto at MTHOLYOKE.EDU]

Advisee: I was the only one in my High School to read _War and Peace_!

Russian Professor: That's great!

Advisee: Well, really, I only got through 900 pages... so I don't know 
how it ends...

Russian Professor: Napoleon loses.

Advisee: Don't ruin it!!!!!

[True]

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