Ayers Rock/Chicken Rock

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   Greetings from Ayers Rock.  I climbed the rock OK, but I think a dingo
took my baby.  Wait, I don't have a baby.

JUDDER BARS or SLEEPING POLICEMEN--speed bumps.

WHIRLYWHIRLY--when wind hit the coach.

   Ayers Rock drinks, found at both the Desert Gardens Hotel and the Sails in
the Desert Hotel:

ULURU SHADOW--A refreshing taste of Vodka, Tequila, White Rum and Gin topped
with Cola and a dash of Lemon & Lime Juice.
DESERT STORM--Lena, Midori, Cointreau, Malibu, Blue Curacao, Orange Juice,
and Pineapple Juice.
SUNSET DREAMING--An enticing combination of Galliano, Cointreau and Pineapple
Juice with fresh mango and strawberries.
DESERT OASIS--A delicious mix of Bacardi, Malibu, Blue Curacao and Apple
Juice.
SANDS OF TALI--A seductive combination of Baileys, Butterscotch Schnapps and
Frangelico.
RED CENTRE--An exciting blend of Vodka, Galliano, Creme de Cacao, Orange
Juice and Grenadine.
VALLEY OF THE WINDS--Malibu, Kaluha and Tia Maria blended with banana and
cream.
ULURU SUNRISE--A refreshing combination of Tequila, fresh Orange Juice and
layered with Grenadine.

(ULURU=AYERS ROCK--ed.)