THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD CELEBRATE HANUKKAH

[James A. Landau]

Almost totally irrelevant to philology and the ADS list, but too good not to
share:

No. 10
No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney

No. 9
Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier
than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree

No. 8
Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake

No. 7
You get to learn cool new words like "Kislev" and
"far-shtoonken-ah"

No. 6
No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa
Claus isn't real

No. 5
Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how
your menorah is blinding them senseless

No. 4
It's like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the
Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve

No. 3
In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could
kick Frosty's butt

No. 2
No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off
your roof

And the Number One reason why everyone should
celebrate Hanukkah is:

**.None of that Naughty-Nice crap**EVERYONE GETS
LOOT !!!

HAPPY HANUKKAH !!!