THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD CELEBRATE HANUKKAH

[sagehen]

Someone forgot FREEDOM FROM THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY.

- A. Murie
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Jas. A. Landau wrote:

>Almost totally irrelevant to philology and the ADS list, but too good not to
>share:
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>No. 10
>No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney
>
>No. 9
>Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier
>than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree
>
>No. 8
>Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake
>
>No. 7
>You get to learn cool new words like "Kislev" and
>"far-shtoonken-ah"
>
>No. 6
>No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa
>Claus isn't real
>
>No. 5
>Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how
>your menorah is blinding them senseless
>
>No. 4
>It's like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the
>Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve
>
>No. 3
>In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could
>kick Frosty's butt
>
>No. 2
>No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off
>your roof
>
>And the Number One reason why everyone should
>celebrate Hanukkah is:
>
>**.None of that Naughty-Nice crap**EVERYONE GETS
>LOOT !!!
>
>HAPPY HANUKKAH !!!