e-gregory at TAMU.EDU
Tue Mar 20 22:07:25 UTC 2001
Would these work?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints..... is that considered racism?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
e-gregory at tamu.edu
<<< lynnem at COGS.SUSX.AC.UK 3/20 3:39p >>>
--On Tuesday, March 20, 2001 3:01 pm -0600 Mark Odegard
<markodegard at HOTMAIL.COM> wrote:
> The whole genus of 'knock-knock' jokes meet this specification, I think.
> Here is a link to some Christmas ones:
> Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
Actually, knock-knock jokes take advantage of homophony, not synonymy.
I've had one (private) usable response so far, just to give you an idea of
what I mean:
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator
A: Shut the door. I'm dressing.
This takes advantage both of the homonymy of dressing/dressing, but also
the synonymy of mayonnaise/dressing.
(Thanks to Alice Faber.)
M Lynne Murphy
Lecturer in Linguistics
School of Cognitive and Computing Sciences
University of Sussex
Brighton BN1 9QH
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