David Wynn Miller's Language

[Grant Barrett]

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/updates/story.html?f=/news/updates/stories/
20011014/national-645024.html

An apparently nonsensical language invented by an American who
claims it could stop wars and bring consensus to religions is
showing up in Canadian tax courts these days. People hoping to
dodge income taxes have recently frustrated judges across the
Prairies by citing David Wynn Miller's noun-heavy phrases known
as "In The Truth."
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Earlier this month, Calgary naturopath Andrew Sereda was jailed
for contempt of court after addressing a judge in Wynn Miller's
truth language, which is peppered with odd punctuation.

The judge was not impressed when Sereda, 60, answered him, "With
the sovereign, hyphen, authority of the Andrew, hyphen, William,
colon, Sereda is for the stating of the authority of the noun."

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Grant Barrett
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