Goats Legs & Irish Nachos

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   Greetings from a place just south of Cape Foulwind.  ("How do you get to Foulwind?  Easy.  Just follow Shit Creek....")

GOATS LEGS--This place also said they were called "Muddy Paws."  Basically, some biscuits with cream in the middle and a dab of chocolate at the tip.

IRISH NACHOS--"wedges & beans," according to one menu.

GIVE WAY--Kiwi for "yield."

TRIAD OF EVIL--Used by ACT MP Donna Awatere Huata in today's THE PRESS (Christchurch):  "A triad of evil exists between the rituals of the marae, family abuse, and the presence of gangs," she said.  She was speaking about violence against women.  Why a "triad" and not an "axis"?