PFD, Pioneer homes; Duckfarts (cocktail)

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   Greetings from Seward.  I go to Valdez in about five minutes.

PFD--Personal Flotation Device.  (Everything's a "Personal" acronym--ed.)

PIONEER HOMES--Old age homes in Alaska.

MOOSE TRACKS--The ice cream here is vanilla, fudge, and peanut butter cups.

DUCKFART--My bus driver is also a bartender.  He comes from Albany, NY.  He says he serves Duckfarts here, but not there.  He says it's like a B-52, with one ingredient (Grand Marnier) different.
   Crown Royal, Baileys, Kaluha.