"Rock-Paper-Scissors" tragedy reported in The Onion

[Bapopik at AOL.COM]

   See the ADS-L archives for "rock-paper-scissors," which we discussed in July.
   Some tragic news comes from THE ONION (www.theonion.com), 28 August-3 September 2003, pg. 1, col. 1:

_Scissors Kills Paper, Rock;_
_Turns Blade on Self_
      see LOCAL page 6D