"Paris Hilton" quote on a woman's animals (mink, jaguar, tiger) (1991)
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AM NEW YORK, 13 December 2004, pg. 16, col. 1:
_Years of wild wear_
By JESSICA SHRIER
Special to amNew York
Paris Hilton once said, "Every woman should have three animals in her life.
A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a tiger in her bed."
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Paris Hilton?
No kidding? Paris Hilton said something memorable? What is she, Oscar Wilde?
This is just another example of quotations gravitating to famous people. I
didn't research the quotation, but I just knew that she didn't say it (or
rather, coin it).
Nobody checks facts at amNew York? How difficult is it to check facts on
computer databases these days? I mean, seriously, NOBODY CHECKS FACTS?
Paris Hilton coined this as a pre-teen?
(NEWSPAPERARCHIVE)
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1988 _Elyria,_
(http://www.newspaperarchive.com/Search.aspx?Search=city:elyria+jaguar+in+the+garage) _Ohio_
(http://www.newspaperarchive.com/Search.aspx?Search=state:ohio+jaguar+in+the+garage) ...do many women prefer? Answer: A
JAGUAR IN THE GARAGE, a mINk IN THE.....chewINg surface of THE teeth, except
IN babies. THEn THEy're IN THE back of..
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... without? A. A mink on her back, a tiger in her bed, a Jaguar in
her garage, and a jackass to make it all possible. ...
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