porn-star names that are NOT puns

[Arnold M. Zwicky]

On May 1, 2004, at 10:32 AM, RonButters at AOL.COM wrote:

> ...We used to play this game years ago to come up with drag names. We
> used pet
> name + mother's first name. This makes me
>
> LADY-DOG DOROTHY
>
> which is maybe OK for a drag name, but does nothing in the porn-name
> department.

that is absolutely the worst porn name i've ever seen.  unless it's a
*drag* porn name, like Chi Chi LaRue (ne Larry Paciotti in Hibbing,
Minnesota, according to his/her autobiography, Making It Big: Sex
Stars, Porn Films, and Me).  on the other hand, it could lead to
    SURRENDER LADY-DOG DOROTHY
which is fairly entertaining.

arnold (zwicky at csli.stanford.edu)