dookie

[Arnold M. Zwicky]

On Sep 23, 2004, at 10:24 AM, Steve Kleinedler quotes Bart Simpson:

> (Scene: Bart at snowboarding class)
>
> Otto: ... Your lingo is progressing nicely.
> Bart:   Can I go to the bathroom?
> Otto:   Uh, uh -- say it in snowboard.
> Bart:   Um, I've got to blast a dookie?
> Otto:   Dook on!

i don't have "dookie" , so i'm trying to figure out its syntax.  above
it's used as a count noun (like "turd"), and similarly in "dookies" for
"Dukies".  but HDAS glosses it as 'excrement', which suggests a mass
use (like the most common uses of "shit") as well.  is this possible?
things like, "gross, there's dookie all over the floor"?

arnold, ever curious