"last stitch effort"

[Wilson Gray]

On Sep 23, 2004, at 5:16 PM, Arnold M. Zwicky wrote:

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> On Sep 23, 2004, at 1:39 PM, Wilson Gray asked me about eggcorns:
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>> Arnold, do you have "supposably" already? It's *very* common in BE.
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> i didn't have it in my files, but it turns out to be in paul brians's
> inventory of common errors in english.  many google hits, many of them
> pretty clearly not from BE.  there's even a sort of famous cite from
> Friends:
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> Chandler: What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found
> her, but
>   I dumped her because she pronounced it ‘supposably?’.
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>> How
>> about "artificial insimilation"?
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> totally new to me, not in any of the standard lists, and no google hits
> at all (web or groups).  contrast this to "inclimate weather", which is
> pretty common.
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> wilson, do you have some actual cites?
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> arnold
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Unfortunately, no. I heard "artificial insimilation" on the Jerry
Springer Show about a month ago. I started to note it, but then I had
second thoughts, since it could have been merely a slip of the tongue.
And, given the lack of other cites, that's very likely to have been the
case.

I probably say "inclimate" myself. I'm going to have to monitor myself,
as I had to do to unlearn "irrevalent." BTW, have you noticed that C-J
Bailey makes a point of saying "e-pock"? I don't have his guts. The
first time that I said "e-pock" in front of a Northern audience was my
last time. The room fell silent. Finally, someone asked, "Do you mean
'eppuck'?"

-Wilson