"Is the Pope (a) Catholic?" (1963);

[Robert Fitzke]

My favorite. uttered by a sweet young thing and out of a clear blue sky, is
"Does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits?"

Bob
----- Original Message -----
From: "Joanne M. Despres" <jdespres at MERRIAM-WEBSTER.COM>
To: <ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU>
Sent: Monday, April 04, 2005 7:10 AM
Subject: Re: "Is the Pope (a) Catholic?" (1963);


> I've also heard:  Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
>
> Joanne
>
> On 3 Apr 2005, at 0:09, Mullins, Bill wrote:
>
>> Other questions of similar intent:
>>
>> Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>
>> (and I believe Tom Clancy once had a character express this one as "Does
>> the ursine mammal evacuate its bowels in the arboreal regions", which
>> would definitely be a military/government/technospeak way of phrasing
>> it.)
>>
>> Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
>>
>> Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?
>>
>> Is a pig's pecker pork?
>>
>> Are a bull's balls beef?
>>
>> Does a frog have a watertight ass?
>>
>> Has a cat got a climbing gear?
>>
>> and finally,
>>
>> Does the Pope shit in the woods?
>>
>>
>