In ordinary conversation: dromaeognathous

[RonButters at AOL.COM]

 Erin's Weird and Wonderful Word of the Day:

 dromaeognathous
 [drah-mee-AGG-nuh-thus]
 having a palate like than of an emu. This is such a wonderful word that it's
a shame that most people would have to work extremely hard to wangle this
into conversation. In fact, it may be impossible.

How about, "Judging from what I saw on the video, Paris Hilton is more than a
little dromaeognathous"?