Fwd: greengrocer's apostrophe in action

[Laurence Horn]

In case anyone thought this was a dying practice, or wanted some
real-life examples, here's a spam I just received.  Note in
particular the greeting sentence.

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To: laurence.horn at yale.edu
From: Gunner <Trent at wyom.net>
Subject: Climb Aboard the Small-Cap Gravy Train
Date: Fri, 5 Aug 2005 00:29:13 -0700

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Timing is everything!

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SYMBOL: CWTD
(Ticker: CWTD.OB)
Price: $2.42
10-Day Target: $10

Good day to all broker's, Day Trader's and Investor's  World stock report
has become famous with some great stock picks in the otc , small cap
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from the street. Rumor's circulating and keeping the focus on the company's
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you liquitity.

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