"Happy as a puppy with two peters"

[Jonathan Lighter]

If this isn't a fake, it's amazing that the little guy has survived.  Most such extreme mutations die very quickly.

Among the phrases that got my attention in Tennessee thirty years ago were "horny as a three-peckered billygoat" and "...as a three-balled tomcat."

JL

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