Cheese fallen off your cracker?

[Jonathan Lighter]

>From "Cliches (Was Re: Schoolhouse Ro)," rec.humor, April 15, 1991 :

He's not running on all 8 cylinders.

Doesn't have both oars in the water.

Few cans shy of a six pack!
Few bytes short of a K.
Driving with one wheel in the sand.
It's a shame when first cousins marry.
He's running on a low mixture.
The cheese fell off his cracker long ago.

Ibid., April 25 :

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
His elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor.
Not playing with a full deck?  Heck, he doesn't even have a full card.
He's as sharp as a bowling ball.
Butt ugly & dumb to match.
He's got a room-temperature IQ in degrees Celsuis.
A bit slow out of the gate.
He's doin' 30 on the freeway.
He's got it floored in neutral.


JL, not familiar with any of these.




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