Cheese fallen off your cracker?

[neil]

on 3/3/05 3:20 am, Jonathan Lighter at wuxxmupp2000 at YAHOO.COM wrote:

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> From "Cliches (Was Re: Schoolhouse Ro)," rec.humor, April 15, 1991 :
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> He's not running on all 8 cylinders.
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> Doesn't have both oars in the water.
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> JL, not familiar with any of these.
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How about:

Two prawns short of a barbie

A few slabs short of a patio

- Neil Crawford