Jonathan Lighter wuxxmupp2000 at YAHOO.COM
Tue Dec 12 20:52:38 UTC 2006

You mean the article in _The Annals of Proctology_?

  Now - as the proctologist said to the patient - brace yourself !  The one known person who read your gerbil disquisition is me !  And I remember it because the rodential phenomenon referred to was being much discussed among my colleagues after a reference to it, I think, in the campus paper.

  The World Wildlife Fund has been working to discourage such doings. If such doing are really done.

  The story could have developed from a drug-hazy recollection of the final scene of _Nineteen Eighty-Four_.


Charles Doyle <cdoyle at UGA.EDU> wrote:
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Some years ago, I footnoted a dry and learned discussion about the folklore of gerbil insertion with the smart-ass comment that I had examined "the annals of proctology" but failed to discover actual instances of the urban legend motif. As far as I'm aware, nobody ever noticed the joke--or found it amusing--or even read the article!


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>Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:32:38 -0500
>From: Laurence Horn
>Subject: Re: Mispronunciation
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>>Natalie Morales on NBC's Today reported on a recent article in the "Annals of
>>Neurology." [ae]>[ej] in "annals" (ae=ash)
>>"Uranus" is in the middle of a fight between prudish and bold
>>pronunciations--the OED listing the prudish pronunciation first: stress on the
>>first syllable and reduction of the [ej] vowel to a schwa.
>>Is 'annals' so similar to 'anal' that the [ae] doesn't occur to a
>>first-time or
>>nervous reader? It seems so many other forms would work better on
>>analogy with
>>the spelling of other pre-'nn' A's. cf channel, flannel, annual, annotate,
>>canned, planner etc.
>>Is this some sort of forbidden-fruit/Freudian slip that makes annals so
>>resistant to these analogies?
>Maybe just infection by familiarity, the other side of the taboo
>avoidance coin. "annal(s)" looks like "anal", which is a more
>salient word and can't resist the gravitational pull of the latter
>(does "Uranus" have a lot of gravity?). That would, I suppose, be a
>kind of Freudian slip--no temptation to do the same with "channel",
>"flannel", and the others, which in any case have the -el and so are
>orthographically quite distinct from "anal", or "canal", which is
>orthographically close but phonetically entirely distinct.
>"Annal(s)" is just close enough phonetically, besides the fact that
>maintaining or poring through all those persnickety records is, well,
>kinda anal. (I'm sure those "Annalistes", the French historians who
>base their work on minute inspection of, say, the diaries of 18th
>century rural baptism records and death certificates, are more than
>used to puns based on the connection.)
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