Hit a bull in the butt with a banjo (1929); Spit & holler "Howdy!"

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But can the HDAS spit & holler "Howdy!"?
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22 July 1929, Reno (NV) Evening Gazette, pg. 7:
Then came another letter in argument in which the wise crack was pulled  that
Wanninger wasn't near the shortstop that Ford is and that he couldn't hit a
bull with a bass fiddle.
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_BEAR  QUINTET SEEKS REVENGE; California Five Tackles Trojans Tonight S.C.'s
Surprise  Win Annoys Berkeley Boys Kintana and Nemer Resume Scoring Feud _
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BRAVEN DYER. Los Angeles Times  (1886-Current File). Los Angeles, Calif.: Jan
11, 1932. p. 9 (2 pages)
First page:
When S.C. went into a shell, leading 3 to 0, the boys opined that the
Trojans "couldn't hit a bull in the nose (or some such word) with a banjo." As  the
game progressed and California's chances of victory dwindled to practically
nothing, the inebriated chaps began to suspect that their team wasn't doing so
well. "Why, Nibs's boys can't hit a bull in the nose with a banjo," said one
of  the fellows sadly. Maybe Nibs had his boys out yesterday practicing
swatting  bulls with banjos.
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_SOARING  SOLONS INVADE WRIGLEY FIELD FOR SERIES_
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BOB RAY.  Los Angeles Times (1886-Current File). Los Angeles,  Calif.: Jul
27, 1937. p. A9 (2 pages)
First page:
To make this situation even worse, none of the Seraphs can hit a bull in  the
ear with a paddle--especially when there are runners in scoring  position.
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_Fullilove,  Two Others Won't Play; Young, Mickey Parks, Sanford Join Club;
Baugh Given Ribs  About Movie Job _
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By Walter Haight Post New Mexico  Correspondent. The Washington Post
(1877-1954).  Washington, D.C.: Aug 17, 1941. p. SP3 (1 page)
Sammy Baugh, who can hit a bull in the ankle with a forward pass, and Ki
Aldrich, obtained by the Redskins from the Chicago Cardinals, joined their
teammates here.
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_Fierce  Bombing of American Ships in Red Sea Described_
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Los  Angeles Times (1886-Current File). Los Angeles, Calif.: Oct 24, 1941. p.
 11 (1 page)
"The only thing that saved our lives," said Stowe, whose ship was a target
for stukas, "was the fact the Nazis didn't seem to be able to hit a bull astern
 with a bass fiddle."

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