"Uglier than a hat full of ass"

[Wilson Gray]

Does anyone have an opinion / intuition as to whether that's as ugly
as sheep shit in shallow water? However, IMO, a hatful of ass is
undoubtedly uglier than Sammy Davis, Jr. eating Chinese mustard.
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-Wilson
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Everybody says, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange
complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

--Sam Clemens

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